Wonderful Horton Residents, I address you once more.
To all of those who participated in the Horton Slip N Slide, let me thank you. I had so much fun! I trust everyone enjoyed themselves, and I would like to officially say that the event was a glorious success! From an onlooker's count, we had a total of 43 people go down on the slide all at once... Awesome.
Additionally, I would like to announce that the Horton Improvements Proposal was approved, and we are expecting $800. Cami Cress (SoHo Senator) and I will be buying all the items for the lobby and family room soon.
If you'd like to participate in the redecorative processes, let me know. I'd love to have you on board.
And be sure to keep an eye out for the next Senator's Report Episode. Should be released on Thursday.
Horton is changing, ladies and gentlemen. I appreciate everyone's support.
In Sincere Service To You,
Sen. Nate R. Mitchell
North Horton
Wednesday, October 3, 2007
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I say (and I'm pretty good about these things) you spend 750 dollars on glass miniatures (the really intricate kind with lots of pointy parts) and just embed those in various sections of carpet while also making sure to pepper the stairwell. Then spend 50 dollars on a cheap camcorder, which you will use to film people become terribly injured before hurling it at their broken, horrified faces.
Or you could by plants and tables and stuff. That works too.
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